#Computer Superman

[flashfuckingflesh]

Three Men, a Boat, and One Giant, EVIL "Crocodile" reviewed! (Synapse Films / Blu-ray)

“Crocodile” on Blu-ray and Lurking Behind the Wates of Thailand’s Film Industry! Along the serene Thailand shores, a doctor and his young colleague take their family and fiancé to a beach resort for some much-needed time away after a massive casualty natural catastrophe on a nearby island swallows the entire village with seismic volcano bedlam.  Little do they know that a component of the…

[superbat-love]

Superman: No, Green Lantern, we’re not going to sell merchandise. We’re a non-profit organization.

Green Lantern: Oh, come on! It’s for a good cause! People are already profiting off unofficial stuff out there. Some people are even making millions selling sexy roleplay videos of Superman/Batman!

Superman: Batman’s already funding the Watchtower… wait, what?

Green Lantern: Fine, forget I said anything!

Later…

Superman: [mumbling as he hovers his mouse over a video thumbnail] Don’t do it, Clark. It’s unethical. Bruce wouldn’t like it...

Batman: [suddenly appears in a video call] Oh, don’t watch that one. The production quality is horrible. There are much better ones out there. [scrolls down the page for him] Here, watch this one instead.

[emperorsfoot]

When I take the "a Kryptonian for every Bat" too far

[froglover7789]

battinson is great because he's so sad and autistic but can you imagine how great superbattinson would be??? clark would take one look at him and decide its his mission to take care of this absolute loser. bruce begrudging letting himself fall in love. bruce "i dont need help" wayne and clark "yes bitch you do" kent AUGHHHHH i am so unwell.

idk,,,,, just they would be so sweet and loving in the little ways i feel. theyd definitely argue a lot but like thats just par for the course with superbat tbh

[vitamin-k-tablets]

batman was soon kicked out of the library

[batfleckgifs]

[hotvamps-com]

David Corenswet's Clark Kent Moodboard Superman (2025) dir. James Gunn

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Lovelovelovelovelove weird and strange Batman’s utility belt and cat-ears

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Robin: aw man my rainbow dash fell out mid fight and got squished >:(

Batman, pulling a new rainbow dash out of his belt: don’t let this one get hurt

—

Batman: Superman, give me the files from the fight-

Superman, holding them over his head so his can’t reach: nuh uh. Not until you go to the med bay and get checked out

Batman: *airplane ears*

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Kid Flash: I’m soooo hungry :(

Flash: I know, I’m sorry bud, but we can’t-

Batman, pulling a rotisserie chicken out from his side: Here kiddo. Share with Robin please. Water or apple juice?

Kid Flash, not even blinking: Apple juice!

Batman: *pulls two out, one for Wally and one for Dick*

Kid Flash: Thank you!😝🎉 *runs off with his goodies*

Flash:

Batman:

Batman: … it’s lunch time and they need nutrients…

Flash: … can I-

Batman: *long sigh* *pulls out 10 sandwiches - just how Berry likes them - and some soda*

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Green Lantern: Heya spooky

Batman: hm.

Green Lantern: How’s the kids?

Batman: Hnm.

Green Lantern: Good, good.

Deadshot, overhearing: Spooky? How’s the kids?

Batman, airplane ears and death glare:

Deadshot: *back away*

[navree]

one thing i like about how they did ai brainiac here is that most people would be aware that sentient beings don't want to be conquered like he wants to do to earth or brainwashed like he's been doing to kara. but brainiac isn't people. he's a machine, he is programming, there is sentience but he is not actually a person. and he clearly doesn't understand when things go against his plans, when he can't program the real world into doing what he wants. it's why he's legitimately angry that earth is trying to resist his invasion, why he's legitimately upset and disappointed that kara would rebel against him and try to be her own person. because personhood is not something that computes with him, on a fundamental level, he doesn't understand it or free will or the concept of independent choice. it's an interesting view at how "sentient ai" might actually work and also react to the things around it.

[supermanshield]

he sits (computery)

World's Finest #256

[fallout-lou-begas]

how does it feel to always have the correctest fallout takes

feels like girls everywhere love me and i fuck good and my meat is huge

[bronzemettle]

Is it common for DC characters to be members of the Avengers of for Marvel characters to be members of the Justice League in the BronzeRealms?

It's not common, no. But it has happened from time to time. The Marvel/DC distinction obviously doesn't exist in-universe, but there is a cultural divide and methodological beef between the Justice League and Avengers that has led to a lot of heroes feeling like they should "pick a side" even if they're not on either team. But no-one's getting bullied for who they do team-ups with either (at least, not much).

Let's give a few examples. I mentioned in another post that Huntress was kicked out of the Justice League for a time because she started killing again. During that time, she briefly joined the Avengers. However, she made one horrible mistake, and hooked up with Tony Stark. She had to leave before too long.

You can flirt with Tony Stark. Everyone flirts with Tony Stark! At this point he's used to being told a flat "never", just once, taking it on the chin, and still being able to sass a little afterwards. But if he actually thinks it's GOING somewhere!?! If one time out of twenty he can actually get a Yes from someone?! Doomed. Constant, insufferable torrential flirting as he pushes that Skinner Box button "sex please?" over and over waiting for the treat.

Next example. She-Hulk had a substantial, successful stint on the Justice League Dark. Nothing bad happened. She could easily jump in with them again. She gets along with half the team better than they get along with half of each other. She just has a lot else going on!

Damian Wayne and Kamala Khan are good friends and have teamed up a good handful of times. They're around the same age (Kamala a year or so older), both based in Jersey, and just... terrifyingly formidable. They dated, for a little bit, but then Kamala helped Damian accept that he's Aromantic and there's nothing wrong with that, and him not being interested in relationships isn't a sign of being socially stunted from his assassin upbringing and he shouldn't force himself through the motions of it.

Kitty Pryde joined the Birds of Prey for a little bit too. She was crushing on Barbara p. hard... And then she realized basically half the team have crushes on Barbara, and decided that wasn't healthy, so she quit the "waiting for Oracle to stop being a useless bisexual and realize she has a harem waiting" support group, and bounced out of Gotham altogether to just move on with her life.

Red Tornado was part of the original Defenders (Doctor Strange, Namor, Hulk, Silver Surfer, Valkyrie) for a time, but not very long (then again, not that much shorter than the normal tenure with that version of the team).

The Xenomorph survivor named Kara who Superman rescued from a dome city called The Rock in events-generally-similar-to the excellent comic "Superman Vs Aliens"... She isn't Supergirl, but she does exist, and she joined the Guardians of the Galaxy.

I was focusing on the hero teams for this post but the biggest examples of Marvel and DC characters being on teams together is on the villain teams. Especially Cadmus, but that really deserves its own whole post, so for now I'll leave things here.

I'll probably come up with more hero examples later, too, and maybe people here can suggest a few of their own!

EDIT:

Okay Azrael BELONGS on the Midnight Sons.

[bookwormbynight]

Suffering because I finally got some time to write and then I spent two hours editing the first chapter I had already posted because I reread it to get myself back in the zone and then realized that posting the first draft half a year ago to the public and then not looking at it again until now was a mistake.

The good news is I'd had plenty of time to edit the plot beforehand, I didn't have to change squat around, but boy was some of the wording awkward as fuck. Also I added a little extra to people who already seemed to like it, as a treat.

Stay tuned for chapter two of Show Me How to Lie (You're Getting Better All The Time) hopefully coming soon now that I'm done with that shit. I'm honestly pretty excited about it, I worldbuilt the entire parallel universe evil!Superman comes from myself :)

[hyperfixatinator]

Well this is a heartbreaking realization to be had.

So Jon Kent was trapped in that alternate universe volcano for several of his childhood years. Then when he returned to his home universe, he was significantly older than when he'd left, and basically had to start acting his own age in order to prepare for his impending adulthood.

Now, who else had been cheated out of many of his childhood years by being forcibly separated from his own reality, and then was expected to mature quickly after he escaped so he could adjust to all these sudden changes in his life?

Bart Allen.

[thoughtportal]